Dilemma:

If someone gets up in your face and pushes you to your limit, calls you names, and lobs irreverent defamations at you, telling you your many faults and they are, say, being paid to train you, or you are in boot camp, then you wipe the sweat and tears from your maggotty face and say, "Sir, thank you, Sir."

If howevaaaah, you have not paid nor enlisted to receive such enticements to become a better human being, and you get your inventory taken, then what do you do?

Do you:

a) thank them for their free services rendered; cancel next shrink appt
b) poke them in the eye with a sharp stick; brag about it to friends later over cocktails
c) undertake deeper meditation on human suffering; perfect your warrior pose
d) walk slowly back to your car, get in, turn the Annie Lennox way up high and bawl your eyes out

Yes, I had a hard time deciding myself....